Sh*t happens~

Every single waking moment that we're alive on this planet someone, somewhere whether at home, local or abroad is either urinating and or defecating it's a physical requirement ultimately we don't have a choice even when we die our bodies react by ridding itself of as much waste as possible. On a lighter note sh*t happens but so do miracles so there! Where? There! Oh do you mean 'here' yes that's what I meant now pack your bags and f*** off please for the sake of all human kind will you please just leave us in peace? Okay, sure if that's what you really want, I will leave now though with me I shall carry forever, a certain sadness that may never leave me. The truth shall set you free please just be grateful that like I hope to one day be graceful & flowing as a freshwater stream & pray that forever on Earth oxygen & fresh water will always remain here.