banjo kazooie

i woke up in tears, i have never been more terrified in my life, this was the day i dreamt that i had met my idol banjo kazooie. 

he had a thic ass and a heart of gold, banjo was the man for me. i had decided that i was gonna take a trip to see my grandma at her cribbage. i hopped in my new whip and whipped on down to r dawgs house to pop a cap in her ass. now after my thug business is done i'm off to see my grandma. when i had arrived at her crib i noticed she was not there, i smashed the window and went in anyways that bitch can fix it. i heard a sudden cackle and i decided to investigate and this fucking greeen piece of shit pops out at me and i screamed so hard my dick fell off, she captured me and put me in a prison. then banjo kazooie popped up and i woke up