help

blood.

screams.

terror. 

death.

october 24th 1942, the day that will be dreaded for enternity the day the honey badgers got out. if you do not know what a honey badger is then you are lucky. you may be thinking hmmm... aren't they just badgers covered in honey, well no what the fuck you are just retarded then. the day started bright and early, pumped to start the day i went off to the honey badger facility to check up on my honeybadgers ( i named then mike hunt and mike hawk, funny i know) but when i arrived there was no honey badgers i'd really worried where mike hunt and mike hawk had gone, and the thousands of rabid, hungry, rabies, ebola, and aids infested honey badgers had gone, i was hoping so the houses of the people i hated but boy was i wrong, mike hunt and my hawk had become hard, hardcore murderous. i went into the lab and there was dead bodies everywhere, i lowkey enjoyed the fact that my boss had died a gruesome and terrible death, anyways i went on exploring the halls of the empty kfc ( we couldn't afford an actual place) then i noticed a giant hole in the wall, now i have to wrangle mike hawk and mike hunt back into their cages. this day was about to get hectic, i heard screams of terror so i figured the massive group of starved, rabid disease infested honey badgers had gone there, so making the correct wise and totally great decision i decided to go check it out seriously why the fuck, i rolled up to the scene in my new whip and saw death everywhere still i decided to investigate ( what the fuck) the town had been taken over by these honey badgers so i decided to take action to defeat the monstrosity that i and my fellow meth dealers had started, we were only trying to invent a new type of meth, but instead we ended up destroying the world