Natural Material.

On the lush green fields of killashandra.
That’s where i met ya.
You were naked wearing nothing but a smile.
You said that you always dress like this because there is no clothes that suits your style.
I said what you’re wearing is better than any clothing outfit.
And the sight of your skin tight fashion satisfaction i do get.
You asked why i was wearing a pink coloured suit.
I said that i thought it made me look cute.
You laughed and said it makes me look gay.
I said a lot of money for it i did pay.
You said take it off and dress like you.
So i took it off and at my naked body a cow did moo.
She laughed and said the cow my naked body does like.
And my family jewels the cows tail did seductively and tenderly strike.
The two of us moved to a safer place.
And from afar at me the cow did seductively gaze.
Together naked we did passionately lay.
The rest is censored so there is no more i can possibly say.
Only nakedness is a natural dress sense.
Well it is better than spending all that money on designer clothes and trying to be someone your not and living a life of pretence.