Bueller..Bueller

All those loose truths you do
with minimum respect
for the sanctity
of tethered reality
as you dance with narratives
that never come with attached
adverse fact checks..

All the scrapes
with exasperated authority
who despite their best
Wile E. Coyote persistence
can never tag you with consequence..

No one can touch you..
Ferris Bueller..

Who grew up to be
the 45th president of our country
and may well do an encore..

The brat we hate and envy
with equal intensity..

The likes of this character
never seen before
and unlikely
to ever come our way again