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The infamous rambunctious man
of limited filtration
and minimum intellect
never disappoints
when asked his views
that always skew
consistently unhinged

Critics predictably
jump all over the maniac
for his irrational rants
tinged with careless
imprecise language
but you know deep down
this deplorable demented clown
will be secretly missed
by these very same critics

This force of darkness
who thrives on conflict
has long been
the focal talking point topic
for these opinion dispensers
whose product while rationally conceived
always lack the sheer entertainment value
of Public Nuisance Number One

What will these chattering pundits
have to communally fret about
when their go to monster is gone?

For even a constant
slow steady pain
is preferable to the agony
of crushing monotony