Poem -

Nuts in Bowls

Several times
Mam would call
But oh the sheer
Jubilence

We five would be amuck 
upstairs
Or slavering over apples
Pears
In fruit bowls swelled

By tinseled tree
Twas air too charged
With Christmas Eve
Twas nuts in bowls

We must not touch
Till Christmas morn
Till who and such

Arrived, and Several
times she called
By which time she'd be in
The hall
With wooden spoon
And frazzled hair
But threats of smacks
We could not care

Come hang your stockings up
She'd say
5 black dad socks a'swing to lay
A'bed...

M ~

 

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sparrowsong

Hello M...

​​​​​​If a child gets smacked on Christmas Eve...

Santa should drop off Double and give the Children the Milk and Cookies...

He's probably getting ready to have Sugar Shock anyway...

Right?

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Ice Queen or S x whatever you prefer friend...

🤗

 

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author
Marion

You are definately NOT an ice queen... so S for me. Ah... nobody was smacked ... but a light smack was certainly the thing back then as I'm sure you remember and twas no bad thing either.
Thankyou love X

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author
sparrowsong

Merry Christmas Happy Holidays...

🤔

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author
Marion

And to you also lovely lady
Merry Christmas!! 💞

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author
Jac Tales

'Christmas. Humbug.' As Ebenezer Scrooge would say. I hope you have a good one. 🌲

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author
Marion

They are the very best memories... set the scene for my life long love of Christamas Eve... A very merry Christmas to you J x

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Marion

It is the very most special night of the year, I agree...I hope yours was magical B X

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