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25 years to life

I got 25 years to life assault with a deadly weapon man it's a plastic knife street smart family and friends close to my heart pictures and memories are all I have left its like god as taken them and thats theif , there's 23 hour lock down with an hour of wreck time my eyes hurt because of the sunshine I wish to I never done this crime as im in this cell for a life time, on the inside there's jobs that pays $5 week don't enter the bathroom alone for a leek

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Jimmy Arnold

Very clever and sharpe Jeff, humor really depicting the realities of doing time.With (23 and 1) nothing left to kill but time anybody got a file on hand? Like your rhymes....

Jim 

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