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<3 caffeine <3

I look foward to some sort of energizing beverage every morning. Varying in flavor, temperature and how much I need. Closest thing I get to approved, uncautioned drinking. After consumption I feel like a junky on speed. Sometimes it is worth it. as I try not to jitter. Using it as an excuse to boost my lazy body. In the past I sat outside gossiping with a friend. She would tease me as to how soon I would need the potty.

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Jai Masters

I  Love a brave and honest

write, potty indeed! 

U brought smiles to Jai :) 

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Sayed Thangal

though short some thing received as tickling to the ears and chuckling for the heart, well done

sayed

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