Because

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IS IT A TOOTSIE ROLL OR A...

IS IT A TOOTSIE ROLL OR A WEINER?

When you're at a Funeral in the future...

Don't be surprised if you actually see something that in...

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HOW DID THEY GET A KEY?

HOW DID THEY GET A KEY?

Teachers teach?

Doctors...

Nurses...

Surgeons...

Are they really going to...

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GOODY TWO SHOES

GOODY TWO SHOES

What did you learn today?

Where did you go?

Is everything alright?

Turn your Stereo...

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You and I

Love pouring out like thick golden sun
The gleam of bronze hair under a blue sky
Laughter...

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MADE IN CHINA

MADE IN CHINA

Even with this, people are thinking and praying for New York and other places...

Making jokes about...

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Done. Finished. It’s Over.

What a relief!

Done. Finished. It’s Over.

Too many Indians and not enough Chiefs. Whoever thought that this was a game should rename this poem. ‘A...

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SALT IN YOUR SHOES

SALT IN YOUR SHOES

Desperate means calls for desperate measures...

​​​​​​At this point it seems we need all the help...

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HA THOUGHT YOU REACHED THE...

HA THOUGHT YOU REACHED THE TOP!

Top Peak...

Made it...

You can barely breathe?

Very good...

That was the...

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Miss Ogyny

Miss Ogyny

There is nothing you can do - we're as good as you,
we will progress forwards whatever you may do;...

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Once I Felt Like a Sky...

I still don’t know how
I feel today ..
But I do know, I once
felt like a magnificent...

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YOU'RE A CHOSEN ONE?

YOU'RE A CHOSEN ONE?

You carry invisibility?

You carry things unseen by the naked eye?

​​​We hear of another...

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WE HEAR YOU

WE HEAR YOU

This is what you Voted for in 2020...

Your anger still after you won...

Some people had a...

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NO JOB?

NO JOB?

Your friends are wanting to help the Non Citizens who commit Murder and not help you after all the...

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1099 to Corporate!

BENEFITS

I used to race all across the states chasing greenbacks until I caught a couple stacks…

2 weeks...

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UNDERESTIMATED THE UNIVERSE

UNDERESTIMATED THE UNIVERSE

You thought you were Wiser?

Stronger?

Knowing?

Knowledgeable?

Brilliant?...

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THE COST

THE COST

People give up it seems when the Road seems long...

Yes, there can be unseen battles and unheard...

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YOU ARE WELCOMED

YOU ARE WELCOMED

They have received many messages from Leaders of your State...

You are Open is one kind message...