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40 weeks of "fun"

40 weeks of "fun"

A womans body
mans greatest creation,
producing a child
9 months of inflation
 
At first its all great, Until you gain all the weight
And feel like your ready to burst
Your eating for two ,Too swollen for shoes
and always moaning you have a thirst
 
you cant see your feet ,your bladder is weak
one sneeze you’ve leaked a pee
cant fit in your clothes , bump is on show
because your tops have got too wee
 
9 months pass You get that pain
And know the end is near
A few pushes later, I have you in my arms
The start of our journey is clear
I whisper these words in your ear to hear
I will protect you and love you
Because I am your mum
Your are my child
My number one

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Tony Taylor

Charming dear poet sister!!..... made me laugh out loud a couple of times!!...,, well done!!......LOVE and ROCKETS!!......T xo ?✳✴☀♥

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