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A benevolent deity eminent gratuity

A benevolent deity eminent gratuity

Altruistic August aery angelic alms 
applied astounding 
     abracadabra affect as Brahms
I liken to a lite lullaby, 
     and aye acknowledge calms 
financial short comings 

     ace action activated across avast
time/space continuum concerning 
rental assistance applied 
     (for Abby and Matthew)
 
     my Geiger Counter recorded 
     as significant beneficent blast 
and such lucky largesse compels me 
     (the mister) en compassed 

with a sudden lightness of being 
and completely, pleasantly, shell shocked 
     (figuratively), thence imagining "ding"
dong, asper the reality analogous 

     to me noggin temporarily transformed, 
     transfixed, transferred, 
     soundless pinball sized clouds 
     delivered sensational fling

when informed by Jacklyn Geiger
     (perhaps related to Johannes 
     Wilhelm Geiger (1882-1945)
     invented -in part or wholly - the Geiger counter),

but no matter this irrelevant tidbit 
     of inquisitive genealogy
the main purport per this poem
     predicated on pronounced provisions

providing us (the occupants 
     of B44 at Highland Manor Apartments, 
     Schwenksville, Pennsylvania 19473) 
with a whopping reduction 
     to the very pleasant tune:
one hundred and seventy dollars a month 
     effective circa April first
     two thousand and eighteen, 
     and if alive during World War II,

     would (since lineage 
     significantly weighted with Semitism)
     envisions his life cut short, 
     via burnt offerings re: crematorium, 
     or vaporized victims upon a funeral pyre

     and most likely Holocaust genocide  
can Noah way be rectified, 
     such a grievous tragedy 
to express gratitude 

     via literary modus operandi 
     rather than see king 
     a ghost writer to hire
and hoop fully DO NOT 

     cause synapses to snap
(crackle or pop induce explosion 
     within gray matter) or thinking cap 
     (albeit best to Don a nonflammable brand) 
     so as not to cause accidental conflagration

and hmm...and maybe... 
     this skeptic can commune 
      with long fostered nada greatful dead 
     spirits hood suffered at least
 
     one very restless night,
a Jew (in name only) 
     experienced a lucky strike,
which subsequently 
     roused this contemplative chap - 
- and pap

per Razz Zee to broadcast and commercialize  
     (albeit electronically) utmost appreciation
and additionally to pay forward 
     by pursuing as compensation my platelets on tap
for handsome allotment intent to donate blood, 
     a much needed needling conscience life restoring agent.

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