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A bit of what you fancy?

A bit of what you fancy?

Sometimes tho not that often my tastebuds crave a llittle grease
yes I know it furs your arteries up with a heart attack increase
but what the hell they say a bit what you fancy does you good so on that note I’ve put the frying pan on & added oil to fry my food

Two free-range eggs can surely outweigh the greasy way they are cooked , eggs from a country-living chicken can condemn the unhealthy over-looked
Well I guess I won’t be thinking this as I’m lying on a slab, in the mortuary on a trolley with my name on an identity tab

No haha I shan’t be thinking anything, infact nothing at all
as my feet are sticking up together, my body is pressed up against a wall
‘Tough titties’ I’m gonna have fried eggs for my tea with oozes of tomato sauce in a sandwich yummy

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