A FRUITY GUY

I eat bananas like a chimp or an ape
Nothing is better than munching a grape
I am my friends a fruity guy
I eat it on its own or in a pie

The day starts for me with grapefruit in a bowl
Eating an apple to work will also fill the hole
The morning drags but its finally my lunch hour
Time for a plum and some blueberries for extra power

At 5.00 my working day is over and done
Before I leave its to the toilet I must run
If eating fruit is healthy and good for you
Why have I finished up by sitting on the loo ?