A Funny Way Of Showing It

How many times have we heard those words?
It's not that simple, reasoning thrown to the birds;
reluctant to confront as is my won't,
damned if I do and damned if I don't.

The worst you can get is a bollocking,
swallow the pride, perhaps closure will bring
some relief, suffering a bit thro' clenched teeth,
otherwise you'll never have any decent belief.

Feel better and worse now - it's done anyhow,
wasn't so bad, surprising what contact will endow;
it's all right for you - no nasty little sectets,
your 'get out' clauses come in increments.

What now - continue like nothihg ever happened,
but show no remorse and you will be sentenced.