A GROUCHY AND GRUMPY HUSBAND

My husband is really grouchy and grumpy 
Only comes alive when we have rumpy pumpy
Watches football on TV with beer in hand 
Offside rule is something I don't understand 

My husband's interest in me is on the wain
What can I do so he notices me again ?
Cook him a nice meal might do the trick 
Knowing my luck he would end up ill and sick 

I wonder what makes him grumpy so 
Maybe it's the way the world is I don't know 
Until then I pray he snaps out of it really soon
After all we celebrate our anniversary in June