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A lucky forgetful Mother

A lucky forgetful Mother

Blissfully unaware of her smouldering frier, she lay in her bubble bath amidst her dreamy desire..the steaminess was sultry and she started to perspire, but she had left the  chippan on and a smokiness was rising higher..
 
The radio in the room was playing her favourite song, as she belted out the lyrics going hammer and tong..and she splashed her toes in the water with a bing, bang, bong.. totally oblivious that something was sadly wrong..Now luckily for that forgetful Mother, her daughter lived nextdoor and she was always popping in and out to see her Mam everyday galore, she needed some selotape from her Mother’s handy kitchen drawer.. but when she walked in the utility room she was met with an awful abhor..

She was coughing and almost choking as she screamed out for her Mother, covering her mouth with  her coat sleeve acting as a smother..and as she ran in a frenzy from one room to another, she used her mobile phone to ring 999 and then her big brother..When she heard music playing coming from the bathroom she opened the door and was hit with a singing boom..There was her Mother lying bathing in her bubble, she hadn’t the foggiest about any ignited trouble..mind you she just threw her dressing gown over her and they were outside at the double...

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Jim "The Lad" ....

Actually happened to us, my mother left the stove on with grease in the skillet that erupted into flames! my Dad put it out by smothering it with a blanket, he knew not to throw water on it thank goodness! nice write Jill!................Jim

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Jill Tait

Awww yes this can & does happen unfortunately :( tis so easy to leave a pan on tho ❤️💙❤️

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