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A NUN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

Have you seen that nun over there ?
She has a habit and doesn't seem to care
I wonder what the Lord God would say 
Seeing this nun go about her weekly Friday 

To the outside world she's an ordinary nun
Friday nights though she likes to have fun 
Drinks with the boys and shoots some pool
That nun dresses so hip and is really cool

Back on Saturday to the convent she goes
Leaving behind no doubt her Friday clothes
So if you see this nun on Friday night
Buy her a pint and ask if she's alright

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