Poem -
A’ Pickin’ A’Chicken’ ?
Matthew’s comp lol ?
“Stop ya bickerin’
So you don’t like me a pickin’ a’Chicken ?”
but I aint a sucker
I dont wanna pluck-her
I just gonna eat her
Oh my God what you sayin’ to me ?
“You are not killin’ Chicken for ya tea!!”
“Yea I am gonna.. just you wait”
As I peep thru the coop at the Farmer’s gate
“COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOO!!!!”
Yikes here comes the Rooster makin’ a right hullaballoo..
“Okay I hear ya” “Keep ya feathers on”
Frickin’ Chickin’ Lickin’ I aint a’pickin’
You win I’m done!!!
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Comments
Jillian,
If I had to write a poem in this format most resembling what you would write, I would have written this! LOL! That was fantastic!...in a confusing, maniacal sort of way! But it was awesome!! Cheerie is going to have such trouble judging this! (thank God I pawned it off on her!). My favorite lines are: 'I'm gonna pluck her' and 'Yea, I'm gonna you just wait'. I'm not sure why but they seem to contain a great deal of letters.
Thank you so much, Jillian, for your wonderful entry, and true wackiness.
And I love that someone was putting chicken in tea, because I remember you put everything in tea!
Awesome!!
Matthew.
Haha i did it in James Arthur concert lol xxx
Haha dunno bout beatin u ?? I wrote it lol sat in James Arthur with my 12 yr old Granddaughter jiggin next to me haha was so loud !!! ❤️❤️❤️
so funny very good
Haha I wrote this in James Arthur very noisy gig last night as I sat with my 12yr old middle Granddaughter as she was stood boogying haha xx
Sorry sorry ...not been on..missed so much, busy in work...loved reading this Jill...brill..be back soon to catch up..hugs...stay safe xxx
Hey! Nice of you to show up, Marionette!
We've all been waiting for you, to eat, and then to hand out the prizes for the contest! Let us know when you finally get settled, or get your 'eyes on' like you girls do. I personally carry an extra set of eyes in my pocket so I don't hold everyone up. Kidding. We missed you. Tough decision on the contest. I've been studying the poems carefully(between naps), and am about to publish the results. I think you'll find them to be fair and impartial, and filled with great ineptitude. Thanks! M.
Try not to sleep too hard??...be on twm or next day hopefully...Mr virus has me busy...??????????
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PS...loudly ??? there is definately a poop word in mine therefore by all fair Welsh trading standards IV concluded I must be the winner and await ...my cup and money and poetic acclaim and free book publication and squankle( Welsh for sqanglr)....sorry, I just fell asleep...see you soon lovely people one and all...hugs ??
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