A Prize Berk

She always tells me how loud I snore,but she should really hear herself
Ā If I had a pound for every decibel,I'd be covered in glittering wealth
I go down stairs to make a brew,as she pushes me out of bed
Ā A paracetamol is greatly needed,to soothe my pounding head
I get up four hours too early,for my place of work
So, it's early breakfast and coffee down and sat there,like a prize BerkĀ

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I believe Acetaminophen is a paracetamol, is it not, Dene?
Ya know, I just thought of something.
Is your name pronounced "Dean", like Dean Martin of Dean Martin,Jerry Lewis comedy team fame?
Just curious; it's an interesting spelling of the name.
Nicely penned.
I know first hand what a problem snoring can be in relation to the amount of sleep you get a night.
So did my ex-wife.
~DeanĀ :}
Different spelling,same pronunciation as your name Dean
Ah, I thought as much. Cool!Ā :)