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A St.Patrick Day Poem

A St.Patrick Day Poem

With Lady Luck eluding me, all of my life,Β 
I gave in to boredom, worry, and strife.Β 
Look over yonder, a quick change of fate?Β 
A dazzling bright woman, OH WOW, does she rate.Β 
Breaking the ice, near her I sit,Β 
I put on my best side, my humor, my wit.Β 
Gritting my teeth, I thought of a line,Β 
I tried to say it, but it wasn't my time.Β 
Foiled again, I went home to mope,Β 
If soon I don't find courage, I may loose all hope.Β 
Holding the phone with two sweaty grips,Β 
I raised the mouthpiece to two quivering lips.Β 
I dialed the number, she gave me, no doubt,Β 
I now have to ask her, there was no backing out.Β 
It turned out so nice, 'cause she gave me a clue.Β 
I almost fell twice, but success I was due.Β 
The luck of the Irish set this laddie apart.Β 
With this lassie Dede, a lady of me own heart.Β 
Stroke your rabbit's foot, cross, and moreover,Β 
I'll rub on Dede, she's my four leaf clover.Β 

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