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A TWISTY TALE

This year, I shall kill christmas
With it's ridiculous charade
I intend to hack the tree to death
With a very shiny blade and,

I shall be waiting by the chimney
for...
That jolly fat old man
I've a pretty pink machete that
Will slice him into ham
Then... I'll feed him to a turkey
I rather like a twisty tale
So...any interest in a reindeer
sleigh?
All bidding starts on Christnmas
day

M ~

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Greg D

Hi Marion, how are you? I'm glad I'm on your side that's really intense, really well written, short, sharp and to the point. there must be a fair bit of pain for people at this time of year. let me know if you need a hand with the reindeers.ย 

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Marion

No...I rather love animals...they will be safe...we will all feast on Santa ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†......thanks Greg x

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Greg D

Lol I meant to look after themย 

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Neville

Made me chuckle so much I spilt me porridge down the front of my pyjamas ..

Christmas is my least favourite time of year, I am more of a New Year kinda guy ............. Oh' n I dont wear pyjamas so am off to the minor injuries hospital in Minehead .. x
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