Wizard Droppings

The Three in One
Bigger Better Man implant
created by
your benevolent corporate friends
here at TechWiz
is a major upgrade
of our flawed species
so riddled with organic defects
The bionic AI brain
can be programmed custom fit
to process your thoughts
with maximum speed and efficiency
It's titanium heart
is an unbreakable work of art
with a guaranteed
beat warranty of three centuries
You will also roll with zero fear
so the device can be utilized
as an effective tool
when courage is needed
Order now and for no extra charge
we will throw in
the latest tech development
in penile enhancement
We know your special someone
will surely appreciate this
The entire human refurbishment package
will make a great Christmas giftย
as our clever scientists
continue to accelerate
the too slow evolutionary processย

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