Wizard Droppings

The Three in One
Bigger Better Man implant
created by
your benevolent corporate friends
here at TechWiz
is a major upgrade
of our flawed species
so riddled with organic defects

The bionic AI brain
can be programmed custom fit
to process your thoughts
with maximum speed and efficiency

It's titanium heart
is an unbreakable work of art
with a guaranteed
beat warranty of three centuries

You will also roll with zero fear
so the device can be utilized
as an effective tool
when courage is needed

Order now and for no extra charge
we will throw in
the latest tech development
in penile enhancement

We know your special someone
will surely appreciate this

The entire human refurbishment package
will make a great Christmas gift 
as our clever scientists
continue to accelerate
the too slow evolutionary process