A Very MAGA Christmas

During this holiday season
of America First austerity
fret not about affordability
as what's left of your money
has been diverted
to personal survival needs

Say hello to Want and Ignorance

The MAHA famine weight loss program
will keep you healthy and lean
so insurance you poor bastards won't need

Just a few clean coal presents
to fill your tattered stockings
from the benevolent Grinch oligarchy
in this new age of Diminishing Returns

Just buy less frivolous gifts
and celebrate the true austerity meaning
of a very Trumpian Christmas

Welcome to the Golden Gilded Age 
of a very scary MAGA holiday

Oh by the way
when that dangerous
illegal alien Santa Claus
tries to sneak across our sealed border
our fearless ICE agents
will apprehend his fat ass
and ship the commie invader
back to his shit hole country

This is what you voted for