Poem -
A Very Poetic Finish
Right under Cedricās house
lived an enormous alligator
a pet he kept secret, for many years
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until one day
the alligator got fed up with steak
and wanted to try something sweet
so up he came to greet his masterā¦
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murder? yesā¦ but not much mystery
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the police said
general belief was thisā¦
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there was more than one reptile down there
unfortunately
(they havenāt managed to trace the second one yet)
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the NYPD Notesā¦
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they are still searching for a few gentlemen
who were neighbors
they were playing strip poker at the time
at least four of them are believed to be British
apparently, they were all poetsā¦
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I was always second guessing in life whether I should announce myself as a poet. It would make things much simpler for people when getting to know me, but it's just not done. A poet reaches out for other poets, tries with those who aren't, to blend in. Though if I did announce myself as a poet to the world, deservingly I would go to the reptiles.Ā
lol my dear Rory, your modesty is always applaudable but you are in fact a poet in my eyes, most certainly. Obviously it wasn't you playing strip poker this time! š¤£ You are here with me.Ā Thank you and it's good to laugh so happy Friday dear friend. š¹