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A vivacious vole?

A vivacious vole?

Something scuttled speedily scarily I see a skirting board with a small round hole . yikes I jump onto a table was that a vivacious vole? well I know for certain I saw movement tho it sped along so fast sounding like tiny “Clickety clacks” as it’s furry body ran past

I adore dogs and cats alike they make such brilliant pets but those menacing hairy blighters make me shout out with tourettes . sorry if I offend you but I just can’t help myself, if I spy a minute mouse nibbling cheese upon a shelf . I turn into an absolute fool jumping like a Jack-in-the-box, I break every rule tho I’m sane that may seem so paradox

Well I get the hell outta that building, I had an apointment with a Doctor . and when he comes to call my name they will say something suddenly shocked her . so she’s gone like a bat out of hell and she will not come back here coz we could tell, just from the sheer scared look on her face, horror, hatred, she seemed a right headcase!!

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GREG TUCKER THE...

I personally hate rats.  Because they are so vicious.  Great poem jill

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Jill Tait

Haha i had hairy biters lol meant blighters lol xxx

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Katina Woodruff...

So humorous Jill.

I'm a little afraid of mice and moles too! It's weird, because a mouse is so small. Yet, when I see one, I always jump. Give me a tiger instead of a mouse, any day. :) Good story, I'm still smiling. No metered poetry could compare to reading one of your brilliant narratives. I'm such a huge fan. 

Thanks for sharing your story. Made me smile from ear to ear.

 

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Jill Tait

Awwww I just potted along having fun on Cosmo & really would panic if in pressure luv truth is I don’t know enough or anything about poetry xxx

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Jill Tait

Haha little divil of a mouse!!!! ?❤️❤️❤️

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Richard Waters

It all depends on which " hole " you find yourself in. That, defines you, for sure. IF, YOU ARE " VOLE ".......or, " mole " !! Mice, do not come into it.
Do they ?
X X  :) :) 

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Richard Waters

" You, have to laugh. Otherwise, you could cry ! " Probably, in the " heat of the night " !  :) :)
It, is the freedom to choose. It, is the wisdom to determine what is good.
Does that make sense ?
X X 
P.S  Love to live. Live to love !

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Jill Tait

Ay totally makes sense & thanks loads Richard xx

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