Something scuttled speedily scarily I see a skirting board with a small round hole . yikes I jump onto a table was that a vivacious vole? well I know for certain I saw movement tho it sped along so fast sounding like tiny “Clickety clacks” as it’s furry body ran past
I adore dogs and cats alike they make such brilliant pets but those menacing hairy blighters make me shout out with tourettes . sorry if I offend you but I just can’t help myself, if I spy a minute mouse nibbling cheese upon a shelf . I turn into an absolute fool jumping like a Jack-in-the-box, I break every rule tho I’m sane that may seem so paradox
Well I get the hell outta that building, I had an apointment with a Doctor . and when he comes to call my name they will say something suddenly shocked her . so she’s gone like a bat out of hell and she will not come back here coz we could tell, just from the sheer scared look on her face, horror, hatred, she seemed a right headcase!!