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Abreast Of The Times

Abreast Of The Times

I had a list once describing the female chest,
it was up to you what you thought was best;
there were under-chinners felt by the sinners,
Nigella Lawson was not one of the winners.

Blockbusters were always really a bit too much,
melons were over the top to just handle as such,
in the beginning we could think of anointers,
because let's face it there were good pointers.

Hands on experience was like nothing compares,
because couldn't beat holding a nice pair of pears,
it must be strange to be just judged by these things,
most of us just have to settle for a pair of water wings.

It must be unfortunate to be only given what life brings,
when all you can muster is purely a pair of bee stings.
 

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Terry Reeves

Hi Mark,
Thanks so much,
love,
Terry.
xoxo :) 

NB. The lady in the picture is Marilyn Monroe.

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Terry Reeves

Hi Wilford,
Thanks so much,
love,
Terry.
xoxo :)

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