Poem - 18 December 2017, 06:31

ACCEPTING LIFE

I’ve decided to accept my life
Exactly, for what it is..............?
Another magnum, of fine Champagne
Just, without the fizz

As for those of you
Who don’t drink, or smoke
You can substitute
A can of Coke
WIZDUMBs BY JA 403

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Wisdom

Poetry Genre:

Comedy

Topic:

Reality

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