Access Heaven

Sunday morning searching
in the 21st century

Cast your net
into the sea
of cyber spirituality  

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to download
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your sin saturated soul
will be delivered
to the heavenly site
of all access salvation
where our staff
of angel professionals
will direct express you through
to the one and only Messiah

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an additional nominal fee
when we pass 
your account collection plate
and you can access
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Say Hallelujah !!