ACKER THE LAUGHING COW

He is the laughing cow standing in a busy field 
When it comes to his eyes he keeps them peeled
For each day there is something different to see
Whether it be a swooping bird or a noisy bee 

The laughing cow swooshes his long tail for fun 
Likes to stand best in the warm weather and sun
The farmer calls this cow Acker like Acker Bilk 
Will always provide a good supply of tasty milk 

I'm happy to say this cow won't be used for beef
Will no doubt come to all as a welcome relief
Long may he stand and graze the tall grass 
Think of him daily when you see milk in a glass