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He has an 'ology' so he must be a smartass,
it must be temporary, these extras don't usually last,
she suffers from an 'itis,' don't we all they say,
it's your turn, you think it won't happen to you one day.

Somebody mentioned 'wop,' a western overseas person,
usually Italian, a placement for whatever reason;
how would you be - just plucked away from your roots?
probably still think you're smart like puss-in-boots.

We bear your lack of knowledge, put up with you,
touche' - you have to endure our criticisms too;
that's the Brits - empire lives on, unlike Roman long gone,
can't remove the laughing stock when all is said and done.

We can't remember your 'place' because it's no longer there,
whether you like it or not - ours is still really here.