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I tire  of men..
who follow their dick .
I've had my fill,
If I had my time
again,
I wouldn't invest
time in these
men,
Who shag at will,
for the thrill,
I'm tired of men
who only want you,
Now and again,
on Thursday,
or next Tuesday,
at a clinch.clinch..
Never at Christmas,
nor weekend..
My appointment books
closed and won't open
again,
unless you've got 10 inch.

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Pratibha Savani

lol Pauline.....just out there!....Brilliant write plus it so made me laugh the dry sense of humour and all!! Px

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Being Me

Sadly there are way too many men like this! I love this write of yours x

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Gwendoline

You hit the nail on the head here! Did make me chuckle but also you are so right. There are too many men like this. Finding a man that loves your brain and not just your physical self is hard to find. Looks fade, but what’s inside stays alive and beautiful. Inner beauty always wins hands down for me. But a lot of men walk around with their brains in their pants 

a good honest write 
Gwen x 

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Shelley-anne St...

I love the realness here! Say it like it and I love love love it!! Completely agree, my appointment book is closed.. unless you got 10inch 😂😂😝 haha, great way to end but I agree with everything gwen says above too, such a great write. Thank you for sharing! ☀❤

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Marion

Laugh aloud read...love it and AGREE!! 😆🤩

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