Absence

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Trying to REM ember the...

Trying to REM ember the waking stage of an emotionally tormenting dream

The following account predicated on partial fact and a healthy dose of prevarication with an attendant...

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Evil Ex Boyfriend #7

pre-pre-final, I have two more and then the series will be...

Two months of butterflies and ugly lies
You turned so quickly I was speechless
You became...

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Evil Ex Boyfriend #6

part 6 of the series only a couple left worth writing about

I wish I didn't even have to write this about you
Because you are a wonderful daddy,
But you'...

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An unexceptional turning...

An unexceptional turning point in our marriage...

unexpectedly came about,
when possible prospect
of the wife going
to Puerto Rico by...

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Evil Ex Boyfriend #1

new series in the works!!

He who shall not be named,
Is the beginning, the creator, the cause
Of the rewiring, and the...

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It's Not You, It'...

Trapped Inside My Own Head

It's not you, It's me
I try to get you to understand me
But I always fail, effortlessly...

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The very abridged version...

The very abridged version recounting untold tragicomic storied life of Matthew Scott Harris

I led a boring life.
The end.

All joking aside, now the epilogue.

As a bookish...

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And still his death haunts...

And still his death haunts webbed wide world post American Civil War

Preface: On the evening of April 14, 1865, while attending a special performance of the comedy, "Our...

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Galore of buzzfeeding,...

Galore of buzzfeeding, needling and scamming female hustlers...

with a scheming, loving, and enticing guise
alive and well seeking gullible guys
(once upon...

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Watch the Blossom Fall, (In...

Watch the Blossom Fall, (In Your Absence).

I'm not sure, nor entirely honest with myself, as to why pink blossom holds my gaze as it does: it always...

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April 9th, 2025 birthday...

April 9th, 2025 birthday poem for dearly departed papa

Elysian fields long since embraced dada's soul
which rocketed into aerospace
(courtesy...

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Alexa down!

Alexa down!

She, the brainchild of Rohit Prasad -
India-born person who breathed life
into Alexa, and...

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The downplayed hazard of...

The downplayed hazard of swallowing vitamins a -z

Ofttimes, I nearly find myself choking,
and frantically beck-kin ing
for immediate...

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Bad ass beauty brought...

Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child...

courtesy booty call minus preemptive measures
while plugg naughty bits of tarnished knight
...

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Doing absolute zero endeavors

Doing absolute zero endeavors

Earlier today March 28th, 2025
(thee hour now fifteen minutes
after eight o'clock at night,...

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The Ego leader

Again?

The Ego leader

Oh why people of America
Why did you fall for the lies,
Once again, voted for Mr Ego
...

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How one twenty first...

How one twenty first century married mortal male (me - Matthew Scott Harris)...

found himself bewitched about Circe,
particularly after reading book title by the same name....