Absence

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August 13th, 2025 – twenty...

August 13th, 2025 – twenty six plus years since awful series of unfortunate events

The following poem posted about a half hour before the bewitching hour that spelled calamity (which though...

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After The Lights Go Out

After The Lights Go Out

It's just a comfort
Do you get it?

It's very simple

Just follow when I say it:...

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As a submissive and passive...

As a submissive and passive lad...

and boyish sexagenarian
with similar disposition,
I revel(ed) reading in general
(and...

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like a breath of fresh air...

like a breath of fresh air...

and all things considered,
broadcast on national public radio
Frequency: 90.9WHYY-FM,...

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Alexa echo rocks ages of...

Alexa echo rocks ages of generations!

The species and genus
known as Homo sapiens
predominated across the webbed wide world
...

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Draconian measures promise...

one of whom would be
this married sexagenarian,
who recently acquired
his Senior Fare...

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Beauty lies

Beauty lies

Beauty lies in the ebs and flows of the beholder
Setting out intentions and cueing the next move...

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Though an atheist..

Though an atheist..

please oh lord brace and fix me with monetary salvation
After umpteen times being swindled
...

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43 Years A Man...

43 Years A Man...

I lay awake at night, I'm a very sad man,
I've soaked pillows with my emotions,

I've spent...

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Family Pt. 2

Family Pt. 2

made it clear
spun the line

lost balance and fell

a long time ago as well

...

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I possess an unusual knack...

I possess an unusual knack for making women bristle

hence immediately this birdman
wishes to escape into his eyrie
or seriously considers joining...

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Orbital Misalignment

Notes from a Fractured Orbit

Orbital Misalignment

Time betrays me—
again and again I run,
never beneath the same sun,
but always under...

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RATS LEAVING A SINKING SHIP

THE SHIP TOGETHER THEY CREATED

RATS LEAVING A SINKING SHIP

Is the Ship still sinking?

That has to be the largest Ship on Record...

Paid to lie......

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Aspiration towards elusive...

Aspiration towards elusive apotheosis of enlightenment...

analogous to where
the fountainhead of knowledge
gushes forth unstoppable
as a result...

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Carbon Copy

Carbon Copy

There’s an 'e' instead of a 'c', and the 'k' is out of place.
We all make mistakes.
But it’s...

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Harried Harris heir still...

Harried Harris heir still feels horrid courtesy heist he doth declare...

Earlier this merry month of May
a goniff who possibly did gossip
about his/her surreptitious...

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As an underdog given a...

As an underdog given a short leash on life

alternately titled give one targeted scapegoat a break,
an unquenchable thirst for moolah before I...