Absence

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The final frontier – post...

The final frontier – post consciousness

as imagined by cogent, fervent, intelligent,
lucent, occident, reticent, and uneminent
...

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Unrequited car rearing...

Ford score and...Chevy
five years ago,
my Model A strapping
handsome big bro,
(...

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Learning when/how to close...

flush... the toilet with good frisson!

Learning when/how to close seat then...

Bull leave me you, though how bison
teen and juvenile
from a sixty four year old
...

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Facebook messenger friend...

Facebook messenger friend requests maybe giant bots in disguise

Synthesizing aesthetically comely humans
to market, prostitute and capitalize
fore skin...

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…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE.....

this Xmas eve day 2023

…..BREAKING..... HEADLINE..... NEWS.....

After a top secret clandestine conclave,
one or more sans eight Reindeer forsake
played cow...

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Ol’ Blue

Ol’ Blue

Champion boats and fishing tips and an undying love for cars, golfing with Stan for something different and...

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FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011

FROM SANTA CLAUS XMAS 2011

written twelve years ago
when yours truly about two score
and twelve years old,
and...

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Sleep Cosmo

Sleep Cosmo

This the era of sleep
Eyes filled with glue
Numb bed sore snooze
Monolithic head upon...

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Disorderly Conduct

Disorderly Conduct

Keep to the right
Keep to the right
Teachers all taught
...

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FICTIONAL BIO:

FICTIONAL BIO:

The missus asked me
(hitherto known as her bozo)
just mere moments ago
to craft...

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Psychologically still thirteen

Psychologically still thirteen

Ordinarily meaning pre Internet days
familiarization with me would entail
bringing the avid...

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One generic baby boomer, (a...

offers his interpretation of critical race theory

One generic baby boomer, (a garden variety sexagenarian)...

I, (an articulate, charming, domesticated,
erudite, friendly, genteel, humorous, intelligent,...

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This accidental arsonist...

This accidental arsonist sparked following matchless anecdote

I attribute being a grown mad scientist
linkedin with tacit approval of parents
(both long...

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Bully me you, I exemplified...

Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat

Even as old (dish) married
(spooning) curmudgeon,
who receives social security disability...

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prevaricated mildly graphic...

prevaricated mildly graphic blurb

I (for half life of mine,
aa Norwegian bachelor farmer)
crafts gonadal venal zest
...

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Come post presidential...

Come post presidential election 2024...

heil to the Wharton chief firebrand -
more worrisome than an ovarian cyst
every race,...