Absence

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The downplayed hazard of...

The downplayed hazard of swallowing vitamins a -z

Ofttimes, I nearly find myself choking,
and frantically beck-kin ing
for immediate...

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Bad ass beauty brought...

Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child...

courtesy booty call minus preemptive measures
while plugg naughty bits of tarnished knight
...

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Doing absolute zero endeavors

Doing absolute zero endeavors

Earlier today March 28th, 2025
(thee hour now fifteen minutes
after eight o'clock at night,...

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The Ego leader

Again?

The Ego leader

Oh why people of America
Why did you fall for the lies,
Once again, voted for Mr Ego
...

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How one twenty first...

How one twenty first century married mortal male (me - Matthew Scott Harris)...

found himself bewitched about Circe,
particularly after reading book title by the same name....

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Overrun by stuffed subdued...

Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears...

of diverse and sundry sizes engaged
in woebegone wild rumpus
as a last hoorah
for...

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Blandishments eroded...

Blandishments eroded invaluable necessary viz life savings of mine videre licet alms

initially crafted June twenty fifth
two thousand twenty four
affecting me to utter "oy a...

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Putin non gmo gluten free...

Putin non gmo gluten free cheese on the ritz as a celiac to follow

Initially written March 18th, 2023
and revised exactly two years later
tweaking the poem here...

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Beware bloody hyperbolic...

Beware bloody hyperbolic contents incorporated to embody rage against the machine

Don we now our gay apparel
despite knowing lives
(within definition of rainbow person,...

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Lost libido as rez erected...

Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

The following pastiche
poetically pricked prick,
whereby fantasy courtesy Eros
(ἔρως)...

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Texting and sexting as therapy

Texting and sexting as therapy

though many men,
(especially former Norwegian
bachelor farmers from Lake Woebegone, -
...

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The nanosecond bad a** to...

The nanosecond bad a** to risk romance

Twenty first century technology
allows, enables, and provides
instantaneous virtual...

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More habit forming than any...

More habit forming than any drug or liquor

I considered myself sophisticated and wise,
but the addictive power of texting
and...

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major storm on the horizon...

major storm on the horizon reported from the "Fo'c'sle"

Though forever being a landlubber
a vision analogous to the nether world
deep within the...

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Off fish hill Daylight...

Off fish hill Daylight saving time 2025

min(no) newt effect on me.

As part and parcel of terpsichorean repertoire,
one whirling...

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These Abstract Enemies of Mine

These Abstract Enemies of Mine

Death is a moving force
to all things that end.
For me, it was a heavy obstacle—
to...

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One must possess the...

One must possess the patience of Job,

“The patience of Job” applied as an idiom that means to have great patience or endurance in the face of...