(truer words never spoken nor written) take my word and decline and absolutely refuse to take...
where amble lances hurled with the might of off fish hull seductress dances setting...
(and cries out long day's journey into night, no...not for Eugene O'Neill), but rather being...
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In an attempt to recount how life came about on planet Earth, thence subsequently spanning across...
Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She..., a septuagenarian renown for his trademark...
not just in time for Valentine's Day but the remaining days of our lives as the world turns...
Whenever the missus irks me or complains... I tell her don't "Hock me in chinik" nor kvetch ...
at approximately a painfully early o'clock in the morning give or take an o'clock ...
since being a student in grade, junior and high school analogous to geometry proof how lack of use...
("Thus always I cause the death of tyrants.”) the purported line Brutus uttered after...
Though negligible communication now transpires between us twenty seven years ago come...
Location: Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. First held on February 2, 1887 prognosticating how...
Theo and the Giant Mango
In the shadow of a sprawling city,
Theo stands,
a...
if your name is melancholy, the scant tidbits I know of French.
perfect cold day to down...
No matter I kept fingers and toes crossed, and waited with bated breath since January 2, 2025...
Aforementioned event interestingly enough coincides with Martin Luther King Junior day.
The...
while channeling the energy of Google exemplified by cute and cuddly moogle.
I awoke from...