What is the boldest move you've made in the name of ALDI that sets you apart as a Super Fan?

The wife loves the sushi and egg roll so much so that me her super smart support animal genetically engineered crossbreed between Border Collie and German Shepherd (of sixty six dog years, which...you do the math to convert into human revolutions around the closest star) wanted to surprise said master on what would constitute a magic (Mike birthday celebration) moment, when on July sixth two thousand and twenty five years after civilization and its discontents predicated their reconciliation with being mortal beings in good part to the birth of Jack Russell, which Canis lupus familiaris begat and got born courtesy divinely immaculate conception. He immediately got hashtagged as God incarnate and throve being treated like some supreme being. Very brief longevity for said purebred (a mere blink in the existential scheme of living things, which four footed furry animals quickly became man's and woman's best friend) and revered all over the then known webbed wide world quickly warranted early veterinarians to resolve the ill fate of death, whence wise acres sought how to solve the need for an established pedigree, which refers to the recorded history of its ancestors, or bloodline, and additionally refers to the lineage within a specific breed known for passing down desirable traits, and a miracle took place when a female pooch who shared the identical genetic makeup (viz cream of the crop) mated with our above mentioned robust creature, thus temporarily solving the first generation of offspring of supreme smart canines. Animal husbandry in general and spreading the seed of big beautiful billeted (Mister and Missus) Beasts of burden (handsomely compensated with expensive cuisine) and cultivating such loving creatures became the noblest profession de jure, and launched priceless progeny giving eventual rise to non other than yours truly, a constant fine obedient companion who intimated what quasi “mother” relished and for my latest surprise ordered a truckload of sushi and egg rolls ample enough to last countless birthdays of Missus Harris. When day of reckoning came the animal lover owner exclaimed “Touché,” and she felt like she died and went to heaven would be an understatement. Also after satisfying a once insatiable appetite for consumption of said sushi and egg rolls, she never wanted to see or taste any food(s) remotely resembling these American version of laudable imitation Japanese staple would also be an under exaggeration. The major misfortune of gorging on what became most hated food of the owner constituted how much and the distribution of weight gained found the once proud mother superior (once upon a time quite shapely body) experienced body dysmorphia, when after accidentally catching a reflection of herself aghast at seeing what strongly resembled an oversize sushi, whereat formerly muscular arms and legs (that once upon a time garnished said gal laudatory titles such as Missus Narberth, Missus Pennsylvania, and Missus Caryatid) resembled huge eggrolls, hence the much aggrieved missus fished for ways and means to shed unwanted pounds, and eventually decided to reel eyes and figuratively casted about seriously and after some deliberation with primary care physician, plus being masterfully baited (hook, line, and sinker) decided there might be some benefits and serious worthy consideration investigating the suddenly made popular notion visited courtesy major social media platforms healthy eating regimen one Doctor Fish also highly jump/kickstarted, pronounced, and recommended constituted diet of worms (originally convened by Holy Roman Emperor Charles V to address the religious teachings of Martin Luther). No bones about it, but a schism arose involving a quasi pet a file issue when my beloved human unexpectedly passed away, and she stated in the living will to brook no argument against buzzfeeding linkedin treating me with only the following most expensive types of fish which can reach millions of dollars due to rarity and high demand even endangered species such as high-fat Bluefin tuna for sushi; the prized, hard-to-catch Empurau and Dover Sole for eating; and rare aquarium fish like the Peppermint Angelfish) else her spirit would go to Pisces.