ADHD that’s me

ADHD I hear you say
There was none of that in my day
Give the boy the dap, that’ll make him behave 
I wish it would, I wish life wasn’t so hard
I want to listen, I really want to hear
Every part of me wants to adhere
The teachers voice goes straight past my ears
Whilst the sound of you tapping brings me to tears
So Ill try to sit still and hope no one can tell
But my body needs to move so I know I’ll fail
Now I can feel everyones looking at me 
I just want to go home and eat my tea
Home I go, my mum asks me about my school day
I can’t remember what I learnt, I have nothing to say
Mums planned a fun night out yippee
A treat for me, how wrong could I be
You see, she took me somewhere new
I was so excited that I didn’t know what to do
Home I go, now all is calm I’m ready for bed
Unfortunately everything now starts in my head
My stomach hurts and I can’t sleep
I guess I’ll spend the next two hours counting sheep
ADHD is fake you see 
Everyone thinks bad me