Admiral Halsey

In the aftermath
of partaking
in butter pie
and a cup
of tea
An inquiry
was made
as to whether
Admiral Halsey
ever received
that berth
he needed
to get
to sea?

The Fact is
If you hadn't 
just
sat around
not doing
a bloody
thing
all
day
Uncle Albert
would not
be fretting
over 
this
dileama
Yet your
excuse
is the kettle
is on the
boil
and your
so easily
called
away

Don't be sorry
Mate
just
Attend
to
your
Uncle..........................