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ADVICE ON LOSING WEIGHT

This little tale is of a lady named Ginny Skinner
Throughout her life she wished she was thinner 
Exercised every spare moment of the day 
Still those pounds would not go away 

Ginny ate the right foods at the right time
Getting to be thin was like a mountain to climb 
What must she do to lose that weight ?
First of all she must not get herself in a state

Ginny remember this number one golden rule
It's who you are as a person which makes you cool

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