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All HALLOWS EVE (The potion)

All HALLOWS EVE (The potion)

Secrets passed down of spells, and potions of old
from wizards and witches much magic they hold
One i will tell, but beware of its potency 
Just one small drop, or you will be stricken with lunacy

This potion is to be taken to find the love of your life 
for a man or a woman to find a husband or wife
This potion is only to be taken on, all hollows eve 
the festival of Samhain as some people believe.

THE POTION
2 strands of hair from a dead, dark haired maiden
2 vampire teeth and a vile of blood from a virgin
2 big toes (not little) of a dead, handsome lad
2 goblin whiskers they are to be had, i`m not mad!
pour in some essence of a rainbow bright
add rose petals of red to blend and excite
crush all together with a pestle and mortar
add to a bubbling cauldron, of clear spring water

Now i ve shared this secret potion, from a witch i once knew
you must believe it will work, with every bone muscle and sinew
Take great heed and follow the one drop prescription
you don`t want to be wrapped in a straight jacket, situation

I.E all hallows eve to be taken,at midnight the witching hour a must
or i will make it up for you! a small charge $20 selling like gold dust :-)

Note  I missed an ingredient and ended up as mad as a box of frogs
         So follow the recipe exactly don`t end up like me, in my straight jacket togs :-)

 
 

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Rose Sho

OMG!..lol..?....you got me laughing real hard..thanks for sharing the secret of the portion...it's just to easy to make afterall....You made my day with this

Lots of love

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Deborah Evans

Hi  Rose I can`t do scary, i did try i`m so glad 
it made you laugh   :-) 
Thank you for reading and commenting
I appreciate lots 
lots of love Debs

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Deborah Evans

Hi  Lisa Poetess I just can`t do dark and scary lol
So glad i made you chuckle 
Thank you for your comments
Much appreciated 
Best wishes Debs 
 

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Deborah Evans

Hi  Cherie i did start out thinking i would write 
A scary Halloween poem and as i was writing it sorted of just
turned into a humorous one. I do like to read scary ones 
i just can`t write one lol
Thank you for your comments I  appreciate them 
Happy Halloween to you and yours!
Love n hugs Debs xox
 

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Tony Taylor

Hey DEBS!!.....I take this kind of thing VERY seriously!!......I don't take ......nor will I ever take the words of a white witch, necromancer, mover in the paranormal world of alchemy, or metaphysical master's words..... lightly!!...... it is beyond my understanding to think that "anything that is conceivable is possible" ~ could ever possibly be taken as nonsense...... the truth only works one way....... the eyes of a human being are blind to ultimate truth..... until those eyes are enlightened..... or taught otherwise, previously unrecognizable possibilities of interpreting the world around them........ are filled with potential and ultimate truth!!.......thanx for this write....... exciting stuff!!........ smiles....:...T xo.  ?

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Deborah Evans

Hi  Tony  LOL  You got me on this one. I understand 
your passion for the metaphysical and your comments are
 in good fun for the weirdness  of Halloween  :-)
I am glad you saw the fun side in this one  and played along
I  just can`t do scary 
Thank you for your comments Love n hugs  Debs xo

 

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Deborah Evans

Hi  Linda Thank you for reading and  commenting
glad you enjoyed  
Best Wishes Debs

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