On the Alure of Wines

There are many wines, and far too many glasses

I'd like to try them all, but,   l will never get the chances,

 I like to smell them, oh the aroma

Then I drink some,  or far too much some,

And you have to take me home, ah!

There's a wine for each occasion,

A rose' or a white,

I drank some champagne, it messed up my brain

And I got into a fight.

However, wine is sometimes beneficial like

When there's ironing to do,

Just drink a glassful put the iron on

Then drink another glass, you see,

Soon you won't care about the ironing

Or wearing creased up clothes like me.!!!!!