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An elbow bump “Hello”

An elbow bump “Hello”

Say “Hello” with an elbow bump
Coz there’s no more shaking hands
In these days of uncertainty and as Coronavirus expands
So there can be no touchy touchy nor any feely feely
Infact it’s standing several meters from one and another ideally
But that’s not gonna happen unless we know for sure that someone is infected so they had better find a cure

Haha so we’ve got that sorted we will not touch each other at all 
Should there not be hand sanitizers everywhere on a wall
Everyone must b buying them coz there used to be plenty
yet now all the shelves in the shops are empty
So we can use good old fashioned soap and water and rubberty dub dub
Whilst singing ‘Happy Birthday’ twice over with a dam good scrub

Then if by chance we get infected and we are feeling unwell
Isolate ourselves and hope like hell
Honestly though and to be serious I am not thinking about it very much 
We are all in the same boat so it’s what will be as such
I am going about as usual until I get told to stop and then that will bother me and my bubble will pop
Living a day at a time is what I like to do 
It’s not worth getting into a hullabaloo
 

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Gwendoline

So there can be no touchy touchy nor any feely feely

made me think of no likey no lighty lol oh I did chuckle. 

thanks for this :) 

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Jill Tait

Teehee so they say no touchy touchy feely feely luv ?❤️?

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