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ANIMAL BARS

The chicken went into a pub just the other day
Left his money behind so for a drink he couldn't pay
There at the bar was the long tall giraffe 
Chatting to a monkey and having a laugh 

The elephant and tigers were shooting some pool
While the hyenas and rhinos were trying to be cool
A romance was forming with the bear and baboon 
The animals knew it would be closing time soon 

Poor meerkats were drunk and began to swagger
The jukebox was playing the songs of Mick Jagger
Animal bars are the best place to be 
So much fun as you can rightly see

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