Poem -

Anniversary

I won't say to your face,
I want to spray you with mace,
But in my mind,
I've sprayed you blind.

I'll hold back the kick,
I imagine giving your dick,
I'll curb the desire,
To set your balls on fire.

I won't give in to this hate,
But your an hour late,
For our anniversary date.

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