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ANOTHER birthday boob....

ANOTHER birthday boob....

Mummy dear forgive me please.
Honestly, i'm on my knees!
grovelling with all my might,
to compensate.... no card in sight.
I really, really tried this year,
I even wrote it there and here,
but still my neurons failed to spark,
to honour my sincere remark,
of how this time I would not fail
to get a card sent in the mail.....
arriving on the very day
the old year went it's merry way!
I hang my head in mortal shame
at how i've done it once again.
No greetings wing their way to France,
not even by a whiskers chance.
I have my fingers crossed real tight
that somehow, maybe, p'raps this might????
    appease your pain dear mummykin,
'cos surely poetry must win
the heart of one so kind and true.
I'm sorry and I do love you.

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John Coggins

Nice one Donna! Belated birthday wishes always come with guilt. You're not alone, I've probably forgot more birthday's than I've remembered! 
much love.

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Donna Walton

Thanks John, I think only superhumans are programmed to remember dates, I just about remember which day we're on hahaha.x

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sparrowsong

Hello Donna...

Happy Birthday!

Celebrate everyday until it gets there, anyway...

I'm told the card's in the mail by my kids...

They've grown a lot since then...

It's been in the mail for 5 years now so I'm sure it'll arrive any day now...

?

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Donna Walton

Omg!!!! Are you my mum masquerading as a fellow poet to trap me???? You truly are a chameleon of epic talent Lol. If ever I am lucky enough to achieve recognition then my parents, sister, friends, exes etc.......will be loaded 'cos this is my birthday card equivalent and they have reams of my grovelling, apologetic, 'oops' poems....hahahaha.
Thanks for your rhythmic reply, much enjoyed....xox

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sparrowsong

Hello Donna...

You're funny!

Your mum masquerading as a fellow poet to trap you???

You can relax...

I am not your mum but, perhaps you and my kids are friends...

?

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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Donna Walton

I don't have any friends.......that's why i'm up all hours writing crazy poetry lol. Words are my friends.
I did have some but sadly, appear to have mislaid them over the last couple of years.
Time for a spring clean/friend finding day methinks........lol.xo

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Andreas Solstrom

Hahahahahahaha, I knew your mum would like this poem .it's excellent xxx

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Donna Walton

Hahaha nice use of my favourite word.....thanks.xo

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