Poem -

APPY KNEW EAR

APPY KNEW EAR

HAPPY NEW YEAR
Woke up New Year morning
My head in a fog
My body contorted
Like I slept on a log

I must have got drunk
Passed out on the floor
And there I awoke
My body all sore

It was quite the night
With all that free booze
Guess I couldn't resist
With so much to choose

Can't remember what happened
But I was feeling real swell
Since it's just once a year
Then, oh what the hell

I'll need to wash up
Cause I smell like a skunk
So, HAPPY NEW YEAR to all
From an occasional drunk
BOEMS by JA 489  

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