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ARRIVED IN SURREY

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KIERAN1369
ARRIVED IN SURREY

My finger started to bleed and bleed 
In Runnymeade 
My tongue was burnt on some porridge 
In Norwich 

My head was pounding and would not stop 
In Worksop 
My arm was in a massive plaster 
In Lancaster 

Before you start to fret and worry 
I have now arrived in dear old Surrey

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Comedy Drama Narrative
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Humour
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