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A’stinkin’ Sheep ??

My second attempt at Matthew’s deep thiniking challenge ?

A’stinkin’ Sheep ??

I am sitting here just a deepthinkin’ why are sheep so a’stinkin’ .. coz all they eat is green grass and hay.. nothing smelly I have to say..yet it’s that putrid smell of sheep within their fleeciness and mutton skin

I hate the stench of fresh wet sheep all stood around in a heap.. it makes me gag.. I feel so yuk.. that unique sniff of woolly muck.. and yet there’s nothing nicer and so fine.. roast lamb is a favourite meat of mine.. I forget about the rotten smell and tuck in to that taste I know so well.. mind you when a leg of lamb is in my oven cooking.. that obvious odour needs overlooking..coz there it jolly well goes again.. yon stench of wet sheep that’s a pain...

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Being Me

Hshaha....oh excellent  Jill!  Love this x

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Jill Tait

Aww lol Thanks Tina so much luv ❤️❤️❤️

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