“Atishoo atashoo”

I started sneezing in the superstore 
Well I just couldn’t stop
So “Atichoo atashoo”
I ran out the shop
I stood in the carpark with my shopping trolley
“Atishoo atashoo”
Passerby’s said 
“Oh my golly”
So I put the trolley away and I got in my car
“Atishoo atashoo”
This is so bizarre
It must be an allergy
Coz I’d sneezed thirty times or more
People were stood outside of my motor and knocking on my door

Then “Atichoo atashoo” 
This went on and on
I was wanting a pee
How I wish this was gone
But explosions of air was gusting out my gob
There was a toilet in the carpak
That was a dam good job
So I ran to the loo but on the way
Well I was “Atishooin atashooin”
This is all I could say
At least I had a pee tho it cost me 30 pence
I should have went in the supermarket
If I’d had any sense

Then as I was belchin’ and a’bawlin’ with many more sneezes
My chest was getting tight with woozy wheezes
But then I saw a workman on a rideon machine
He was going back and forth cutting grass that was green
“Atichoo” atashoo”
I had an alleric reaction
I was at my wits end with dissatisfation
So I left my car coz I was sneezing so bad
I’d rang my friend to pick me up and she landed with her Dad

I love Mother nature with her birds and her bees
and the fluttering butterflies in amongst tall trees
But grass is a thing that makes me ill
It shall be the death of me one day it will
As soon as grass cutters are out in force
Well I sneeze my head off with an allergy of course
So if you see me wearing a mask over my mouth when I walk in the Spring
I won’t have Coronavirus
Don’t you fret about that thing!!
Coz i’ll be coughing and a sneezing
and needing a wee
Whilst grass is getting cut with my allergy!