Arevoir EU

I've bin there an back,
Too top or our gate,
I'm Yorshire born n' bred
these not com too late..
Put wood in ole,
tack thee coat off too
If ya stoppin,
Av a minute old cocker,
I'll meck us a brew..
Blowing a gale..
what's the crack..
I've glad I got coal in,
sit aside fire..
a mind ya dont melt
marra in ya back...
eeh Yorkshire Parkin,
and a doorstop o bred,
ya can keep ya quossants
Yorkshire puddings instead